Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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