so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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