She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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