i just had sex bonerless
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
