I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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