OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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