I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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