grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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