If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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