she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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