yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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