Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There's even glitter on my cock...
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