We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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