it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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