Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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