Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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