We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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