She announced her abortion via fbk
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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