Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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