I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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