Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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