I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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