Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
