At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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