Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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