college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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