Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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