Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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