have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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