I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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