people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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