found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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