this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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