Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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