And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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