marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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