My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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