are you so shy because you have an std?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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