The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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