Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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