this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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