whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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