just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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