please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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