We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
