Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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