So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i think my cat just said my name.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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