Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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