absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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