He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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