fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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