He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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