I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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