So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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