i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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