yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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