I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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